The Most Interesting Man In The World

Houston, we have a party!

I DONT ALWAYS LIKE TO PARTY BUT WHEN I DO ITS AT RUNWAY BAR FOR HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PARTY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

And it's much better with a tug of shine

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO BLUEGRASS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WHITE LIGHTNING BOYS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always work

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vanilla por me.

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT VANILLA ICE CREAM, BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT IT WITHOUT CHOCOLATE SYRUP. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I never fall for Alabama women

I NEVER FALL FOR ALABAMA WOMEN  BUT IF I DID IT WOULD BE CRYSTAL BRAND-NEW KIND OF ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

workin for you

I DON'T ALWAYS MANAGE AT LI VICINO'S BUT WHEN I DO I FEEL LIKE A BOSS ASS BITCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

tacos de lengua

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COW TONGUE  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I ATE WITH KARI CAMPBELL! The Most Interesting Man In The World

panic mode

I DON'T USE PANIC MODE MUCH BUT WHEN I DO, I RENAME IT TO BE 'CONTROL MODE' The Most Interesting Man In The World

Go Seahawks!

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND MONEY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON SEAHAWKS MEMORABILIA. The Most Interesting Man In The World

patient falls

MY PATIENTS AREN'T ALWAYS TRANSPORTED TO RADIOLOGY BUT WHEN THEN ARE I MAKE SURE IF THEY HAVE RED SOCKS THEY GO IN A BED TO PREVENT FALLS The Most Interesting Man In The World