The Most Interesting Man In The World

Life philosophy

I DON'T ALWAYS READ BOOKS  BUT WHEN I DO I FALL ASLEEP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Act like an idiot

EMIL DOESN'T ALWAYS ACT LIKE AN IDIOT. BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE ALWAYS FEEL THE GUILT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

email to all of IT

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED HELP WITH A HOME COMPUTER BUT WHEN I DO, I EMAIL 83 PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. The Most Interesting Man In The World

helt bashy

PSSSST.... JEG BASH The Most Interesting Man In The World

email to all of IT

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED HELP WITH MY HOME PRINTER BUT WHEN I DO, I EMAIL 83 PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Anal Breath

I DONT ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH AN ANAL BREATH BUT WHEN I DO, I SMOKE A BIG HUGE FAT FUCKING SHIT FULL OF SHITTY FUCKING SHITS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always go coyote hunting

I DONT ALWAYS GO COYOTE HUNTING BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH THE GUYS AT SOUTH TEXAS VARMINT HUNTERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Owl communication

I DON'T OFTEN MAKE REFERENCES ABOUT OWLS  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY JUST HOOT HOOT HOOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Good Luck

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH SOMEONE GOOD LUCK BUT WHEN I DO, HER NAME IS BRENDA COOPER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Donut Friday

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE OFFICE  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE DONUT FRIDAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World