The Most Interesting Man In The World

brent

I'M NOT A BIG FAN OF BEING UNDERWATER LIKE THAT,  BUT I HAVE TO DO IT SO I DO IT WELL. The Most Interesting Man In The World

#True Story

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEETINGS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT THE STONES The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Cook Dinner

I DON'T ALWAYS COOK DINNER BUT WHEN I DO, I USUALLY BURN IT AND HAVE TO ORDER A PIZZA The Most Interesting Man In The World

A3 Dosequis

I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WORD 'CUNT' BUT WHEN I DO I'M IN DBR The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T OFTEN FIELD ON THE BOUNDARY BUT WHEN I DO, I GET RUNOUTS FROM RELAY THROWS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Puerto Escondido bridge player.

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY BRIDGE. BUT WHEN I DO IT WITH ASHLEY'S GRANDFATHER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Runner

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN HALF MARATHONS... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I RUN WITH COTTONWOOD COYOTES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Anal Bleeding

I DONT ALWAYS FUCK THE ASS OF MY WIFE WITHOUT LUBE BUT WHEN I DO, ITS ALWAYS ANAL BLEEDING SPINNING IN THE BACKGROUND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gamer problems

I DON'T ALWAYS EARN A GUARD DOG IN CALL OF DUTY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S KIA IMMEDIATELY The Most Interesting Man In The World

hahahaha stupid freaking flappy birds

I DON'T ALWAYS THROW MY IPHONE ACCROSS THE ROOM BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I'M PLAYING FLAPPY BIRDS The Most Interesting Man In The World