The Most Interesting Man In The World

Snow Day

I DON'T ALWAYS GET TO WORK AT 9:45 BUT WHEN I DO, I DRIVE 82 MILES THROUGH ICE & SNOW, PULL TWO CARS OUT OF DITCHES AND STILL MAKE IT IN BEFORE YOU... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Art of Smoking

I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

scumbag professor

I DON'T ALWAYS SCHEDULE AN EXAM IN JANUARY BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T EVEN KNOW I DID, COMPLETELY FORGET ABOUT IT AND BLAME ANOTHER PROFESSOR FOR THE INCONVENIENCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

global Investing

I DON'T ALWAYS DO BUSINESS OVERSEAS BUT WHEN I DO, I INVEST IN THE LOCAL PEOPLE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Women AND SCOTCH

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK SCOTCH BY THE FIRE BUT WHEN I DO, I SEND THE WOMEN AWAY TO THE OTHER ROOM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Om nom nom,... shit

I DO NEVER FORGET MY GIRLFRIENDS BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, I'M STILL FORGETTING IT DURING EATING HER BIRTHDAY CAKE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Al crash

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE MY CAR INTO A DITCH. BUT WHEN I DO I CHOOSE AN AUDI A5 The Most Interesting Man In The World

You Know

GUA GA MAU PAKAI PELINDUNG SEKALI PAKAI PELINDUNG,BISA SETIAP HARI GUA PAKAI The Most Interesting Man In The World

im a hero...aint i????

SAVED A SEXY BLOND FROM BEING KIDNAPPED LAST NITE I STAYED IN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Texas Winter Weather

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH SLEET ON MY WINDSHIELD BUT WHEN I DO, IT TAKES ME AN EXTRA 5 MINUTES TO MELT THE ICE WITH THE WATER HOSE. The Most Interesting Man In The World