The Most Interesting Man In The World

Short change

JONATHAN AND CARSON DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ON SHORT CHANGE BUT WHEN THEY DRINK ON SHORT CHANGE BUT WHEN THEY DO  THEY GET FUCKED UP The Most Interesting Man In The World

OH Thats just nasty

OH! THAT'S JUST NASTY The Most Interesting Man In The World

hot girls

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HOT GIRLS PHONE NUMBER IN 2 MINS BUT WHEN I DO THEY ALREADY HAVE A BF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Widespread Panic

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO WIDESPREAD PANIC, BUT WHEN I DO...SO DO THE NEIGHBORS!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

idont usually

I DOANT  USALLY DRINK SODA BUT WHEN I DO  ITS SPARKLING WITH TASTE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get the hiccups

I DON'T ALWAYS GET THE HICCUPS BUT WHEN I DO, I GET THEM TIL IT HURTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

smooth operator

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY GOODNIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS BUT WHEN I DO IT IS TO YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

I love you, not.

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY I LOVE YOU... BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't ask, dont tell

I DON'T ALWAYS SUCK HUGE COCK BUT WHEN I DO, MY NAME IS ED HUFFAKER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Being a good employee

I DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW CORPORATE RULES. BUT WHEN I DO,   IT'S TO WORK FROM HOME DURING BAD WEATHER. The Most Interesting Man In The World