The Most Interesting Man In The World

too beer or not...

I DO NOT ALWAYS CARE ABOUT CRINA, BUT WHEN I DO, E DIN CAUZA CA SE OFTICA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Steel Panther Fanthers Get This!

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO STEEL PANTHER... BUT WHEN I DO, SO DO MY NEIGHBORS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put down my phone...

I DON'T ALWAYS PUT MY PHONE DOWN WHEN MY KIDS ASK ME A QUESTION, BUT WHEN I DO, IT HAD BETTER NOT BE A STUPID QUESTION! The Most Interesting Man In The World

for a friend

I DON'T NORMALLY READ POLICY REPORTS BUT WHEN I DO, I PICK AN AWESOME ONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Veggie Joke Re-Usage

I DO NOT ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF VEGETARIANISM BUT WHEN I DO I'LL MAKE SURE TO RE-USE JOKES THAT HAVE BEEN USED 100 TIMES BEFORE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Vegetarian Secret

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT VEGGIES BUT WHEN I DO I'LL EAT THEM SECRETLY TO NOT MAKE OMNIVORES CRY FOR THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN OF  BROCCOLI The Most Interesting Man In The World

Metallica / Radio

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE 90 MPH BUT WHEN I DO METALLICA IS CRANKING ON THE RADIO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tummies :)

I DONT ALWAYS GO INTO TOWN BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS GRAB A TIMMIES !! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Barbell Curls

I DON'T ALWAYS DO BARBELL CURLS BUT WHEN I DO THEM, I ALWAYS DO THEM IN THE SQUAT RACK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

B2K Radio

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO B2K RADIO, BUT WHEN I DO, SO DO THE NEIGHBORS. The Most Interesting Man In The World