The Most Interesting Man In The World

I know no

I NO ALWAYS GO SCHOOL WHEN ME DO I KNOW NO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hating monks

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE MONKS, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE THEY ERASED IMPORTANT HISTORICAL LITERATURE TO WRITE POEMS The Most Interesting Man In The World

For girlfriends' best friends

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT OTHERS' RELATIONSHIPS BUT WHEN I DO, I'M WRONG The Most Interesting Man In The World

Connie, The People that give a Fuck don't live in New Zealand

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Lost and Found Laundromat Fun

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP FOR NEW CLOTHES BUT WHEN I DO ITS AT THE LOST AND FOUND AT WASH N GO LAUNDRY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I ALWAYS ACT IN THE BEST INTEREST OF SOCIETY.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

Forget Java/Microsoft who gives a fuck

ISI KEEP CALM AND USE SALESFORCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR VASELINE

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR VASELINE BUT WHEN I DO I TURN INTO BRUCE LEE WHEN I FIGHT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't usually get Lit but when I do...

I DON'T USUALLY GET LIT BUT WHEN I DO... ITS FOR ISRAEL AFTER DARK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy birthday Alan

WHEN I WISH SOMEONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THEY ARE NOT NORMALLY OLD AS FUCK HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALAN The Most Interesting Man In The World