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Cry myself to sleep

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I don't always listen to Christine

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO CHRISTINE BUT WHEN I DO, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE CHARLIE BROWN'S TEACHER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oblivious people rule

I DON'T ALWAYS WATER MY LAWN BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE WE'RE IN A SEVERE DROUGHT The Most Interesting Man In The World

funny shit man

I DONT ALWAYS LOOK AT THE CAMERA FOR MY PROFILE PICS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I TURNED MY HEAD TO THE SIDE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE IM LOOKING AT SOMETHING INTERSTING . The Most Interesting Man In The World

The blues attorney

I DON'T ALWAYS SELL MY GUITARS BUT WHEN I DO, I ALWAYS SELL THEM TO PEOPLE WHO PLAY THEM BETTER THAN I EVER DID The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS INVITE PEOPLE TO

FARTS SMELL

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND MY NIGHTS GROUP TEXTING BUT WHEN I DO, ITS WITH STEVE AND ERICA The Most Interesting Man In The World

International Man of RA

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR MORE READS BUT WHEN I DO,  I MAKE SURE IT'S DURING APPROPRIATE EMAIL HOURS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

lead man

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK RAIN WATER... BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT HAS LEAD IN IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Butthurt Admins?

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