The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T OFTEN DISCUSS MY HEALTH,  BUT WHEN I DO I TALK TO MY CHIROPRACTOR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont usually get stoned before work

I DONT USUALLY GET STONED BEFORE WORK, BUT WHEN I DO  I CLEAN THE MOST RANDOM SHIT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HOMEWORK ON FRIDAY BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT MONDAY MORNING The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always drink but when id wear a helmet

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO WEAR A HELMET The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Beast

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUT WHEN I DO, MY BABY BROTHER IS 40 FREAKING YEARS OLD! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Beast

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUT WHEN I DO, MY BABY BROTHER IS 40 FREAKING YEARS OLD! The Most Interesting Man In The World

listening to my wife

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MY WIFE WHEN SHE TALKS... BUT WHEN I DO, SHE IS ALWAYS IN TOTAL SHOCK! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Boom Beach meme

I DON'T ALWAYS GET EXCITED ABOUT OPERATIONS. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S DEAD END!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Russian Missiles

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOOT MISSILES OVER CALIFORNIA... BUT WHEN I DO, I BLAME THE RUSSIANS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

why i like being not popular

YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I WANT TO BE UNPOPULAR CAUSE IF DONT SOME UNLUCKY KID HAS TO The Most Interesting Man In The World