The Most Interesting Man In The World

It's an addiction

I DON'T ALWAYS LIST ITEMS ON EBAY BUT WHEN I DO, I CHECK THEM EVERY 2 MINUTES TO SEE IF ANYONE IS BIDDING ON THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Driving me crazy

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT RIGHT NOW I WISH I HAD A BOTTLE TO HIT HER OVER THE HEAD WITH The Most Interesting Man In The World

college probs

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO MY 8AM LECTURE BUT WHEN I DO I SLEEP THROUGH IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

For the Pug Daddy

I DON'T USUALLY TALK POLITICS... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH THE MAYOR OF ASHVILLE BAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

best meme i have made

I DONT ALWAYS GET AMASING SHOTS ON FIFA BUT WHEN I DO I HIT THE POST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Douche Canoe's

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN INTO DOUCHE CANOE'S BUT WHEN I DO THEY MUST POINT THEIR FUCKING FINGERS UP THEIR ASS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talking Trash

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TRASH ABOUT PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I'M AT A FAMILY PARTY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lies about Height

I DON'T ALWAYS LIE ABOUT MY HEIGHT... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I SAY I'M 5'9. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Frosty the Bossman

IT DOESN'T ALWAYS SNOW IN DURHAM BUT WHEN IT DOES, IT DOESN'T. The Most Interesting Man In The World

So cold.

I DON'T ALWAYS FREEZE MY ASS OFF... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S USUALLY IN TERRY'S BASEMENT. The Most Interesting Man In The World