The Most Interesting Man In The World

SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!

I DON'T ALWAYS CHOOSE TO TAKE A FIREBALL SHOT BUT WHEN I DO, I'M CELEBRATING KEN'S BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sick of the false info

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE OUTRAGEOUS CLAIMS BUT WHEN I DO I BACK THEM UP WITH LOGIC AND CITATIONS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Run Like Hell

I DON'T ALWAYS BITE MY TONGUE AND PLAY NICE BUT WHEN I DO, YOU SHOULD LACE UP AND RUN LIKE HELL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Troma!

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH BAD MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO, I ROT MY BRAIN ON TROMA FILMS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday baby!

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY- BUT WHEN I DO. ..ITS TO TONY COLLUCCI! The Most Interesting Man In The World

It's Party Time

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OLD GUYS LIKE MY FRIEND, JOE. BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FULL OF HUGS AND KISSES IN CELEBRATION.! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Suck it

I DON'T ALWAYS BLOCK PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTING IGNORANT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Suck it

I DON'T ALWAYS BLOK PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTING IGNORANT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dogs eat garbage

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH WHAT I FEED MY DOG, BUT WHEN I DO HE EATS GARBAGE HE FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dogs are difficult

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH WHAT I FEED MY DOG, BUT WHEN I DO HE EATS AN OLD DIRTY TACO HE FOUND ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD The Most Interesting Man In The World