The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont get mad

I DONT ALWAYS ADMIT TO BEING MAD  BUT WHEN I DON'T, I MAKE MEMES ABOUT BEING MAD  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talking about my boss

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT JIM MURPHY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN HUSHED, REVERENTIAL TONES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

my daily life

I DONT ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK BUT IF I DO I END UP LEARNING A LOT ABOUT FUNNNY CATS FOR HALF AN HOUR The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always unload the truck

I DON'T ALWAYS HELP UNLOAD THE TRUCK, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE A PROMISE OF ALCOHOL IS INVOLVED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Onion

I DON'T ALWAYS WALK ON ICE BUT WHEN I DO, THE DRUNKER I AM, THE BETTER The Most Interesting Man In The World

COUNTRY K

I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO COUNTRY MUSIC BUT WHEN I DO IT'S LEWIS STOKES ON 93-7 K-COUNTRY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Aaron falls asleep

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A GRIND BUT WHEN I DO, SOMEHOW MY TEAM STILL WINS THE CLAN WAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Up to 11

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO METAL, BUT WHEN I DO, SO DO THE NEIGHBORS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

But when I do, I get the number from the best looking guy there.

 BUT WHEN I DO, I GET THE NUMBER FROM THE BEST LOOKING GUY THERE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

But when I do, I get the number from the best looking guy there.

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE CLUB BUT WHEN I DO, I GET THE NUMBER FROM THE BEST LOOKING GUY THERE. The Most Interesting Man In The World