The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ode to the Lee's

I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL FRUIT TRAYS FROM CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES, BUT WHEN I DO, I STEAL THE FANCY ORGANIC ONES FROM THE LEE'S! The Most Interesting Man In The World

49ers football

I DONT ALWAYS RECOVER FUMBLES,   BUT WHEN I DO I BREAK MY LEG The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always recover fumbles and have them taken away, but when I do I break my leg

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Plans with mi niqqa's

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE PLANS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS WITH TAT & GRACE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Disney Princess

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE FACEBOOK FOR A WEEK, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE EVERY FEMALE I KNOW TOOK THE

Pats lose

JOHNNY DOESN'T ALWAYS LOSE BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE LOSES TO BRITTON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Boston Strong

JOHNNY DOESN'T ALWAYS LOSE BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE LOSES TO BRITTON The Most Interesting Man In The World

PARADIGM SHIFT

I DON'T ALWAYS SHIFT MY PARADIGM BUT WHEN I DO, IT REGISTERS ON THE RICHTER SCALE The Most Interesting Man In The World

By the guy

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO I LOVE WATCHING THE MIAMI DOLPHINS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Who's playing now

I DON'T NORMALLY TALK TO GEORGIA GRAD STUDENTS.  BUT WHEN I DO I ASK FOR FRIES... The Most Interesting Man In The World