The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always kill people

I DON'T ALWAYS KILL PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CRACKS HEADS WHO STEAL MY SHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't run

I DON'T OFTEN GO FOR A RUN BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont's always call 911

I DONT ALWAYS CALL 911 BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE MY MOM WONT MAKE ME AN ENGLISH MUFFIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bitches Be Trippin'

I DON’T NORMALLY LET MYSELF GET DRAGGED INTO A CRAZY BITCHES DRAMA  BUT WHEN I DO, I DRINK DOS EQUIS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talking Shit

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK SHIT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ABOUT THE 49'RS The Most Interesting Man In The World

LIKE MY PAGE

I DONT ALWAYS LIKE A FACEBOOK PAGE BUT WHEN I DO ITS DEBRA SMITH PHOTOGRAPHY The Most Interesting Man In The World

pinterest nazi

YOU DON'T ALWAYS REPIN MY PINS BUT WHEN YOU DO, ITS ALL OF THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

PHOTOSHOP BOSS

I DONT ALWAYS PHOTOSHOP BUT WHEN I DO ITS FUCKING DOPE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Patriots Suck

I DONT ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO, PATRIOTS ALWAYS LOSE IN THE CONFERENCE The Most Interesting Man In The World

QUEER OFFICERS

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK COFFEE BUT WHEN I DO I WASH MY CUP The Most Interesting Man In The World