The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always beer

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER ON CHIRSTMAS BUT WHEN I ALWAYS FIND MY COOKIES AND MILK STOLEN BY A FAT MAN IN A RED DRESS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Guess who

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY CHESS BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS LOSE IN 4 MOVES The Most Interesting Man In The World

cake pops meme

I DON'T ALWAYS GET CAKE POPS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE MATT DOESN'T GET ANY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Matt Kessler

I DON'T ALWAYS GET GASSED UP, BUT WHEN I DO I DRINK COUGH SYRUP, FALL DOWN THE STAIRS AND STEP BARE FOOT IN KETCHUP The Most Interesting Man In The World

BROs Equis

I DON'T ALWAYS GET GASSED UP, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER BROS EQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

BROs Equis

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER BROS EQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Borne on Wings of Steel

I DON'T ALWAYS FLOAT ON A CLOUD OF AMBER BUT WHEN I DO, I'M SEARCHING FOR THE RAINBOW'S END The Most Interesting Man In The World

dead jews are funny

I DON'T ALWAYS OBJECTIFY WOMAN BUT WHEN I DO,      JESSICA NIGRI'S BOOBS     The Most Interesting Man In The World

Flames v Canucks

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH NHL HOCKEY BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO SEE TORTORELLA STRANGLE SOMEONE WITH HIS TIE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

mike be like

ONLY ONE PERSON CHOKES WORSE THAN MANNING AND THAT'S MIKE D IN JAREDS JAIL CELL The Most Interesting Man In The World