The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DONT ALWAYS SEND ASKS  BUT WHEN I DO I WATCH THEIR BLOG LIKE A HAWK The Most Interesting Man In The World

SOME DUMB BITCH

I DON'T ALWAYS DEFEND WHITE PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I TELL YOUR RATCHET ASS THEY BUILD BETTER CASTLES THAN YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

Am I doing it right?

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES CORRECTLY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Only you understand.

I DON'T ALWAYS TEXT MY BEST-FRIEND BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ABOUT MY POOPS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Nerdy Mom Says...

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SPARE STICKS OF RAM, BUT WHEN I DO... I USE THEM TO SCRUB HARD WATER STAINS FROM MY TOILET. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Body snatcher

I DON'T ALWAYS POSSESS PEOPLE AND FORCE THEM TO WRITE CAPTIONS... BUT WHEN I DO, THE PUNCHLINE IS STUPID The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talk to my x

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MY X  BUT WHEN I DO MY SISTER COVERS FOR ME AND SAYS IT'S HER... The Most Interesting Man In The World

pretentious git

I DON'T ALWAYS GET THE JOKE AND WHEN I DON'T, I LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive 25 mph on the expressway,

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE 25 MPH ON THE EXPRESSWAY, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK AN INCH OF SNOW IS A VEHICLE'S KRYPTONITE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

milester man

WHEN I DRINK VODKA. I DRINK IT WITH ELI. The Most Interesting Man In The World