The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive 25 mph on the expressway,

I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE 25 MPH ON THE EXPRESSWAY, BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK AN INCH OF SNOW IS A 2000+ POUND VEHICLE'S KRYPTONITE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

KILL IT

I DONT ALWAYS WORKOUT BUT WHEN I DO ITS THE WEEK BEFORE SPRING BREAK The Most Interesting Man In The World

BlackWater Shadow Army

I DONT ALWAYS HIRE MERCENARIES BUT WHEN I DO... I MAKE SURE IT IS BLACKWATER SHADOW ARMY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often make memes

I DON'T OFTEN MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO I USE A PLAYED OUT POP CULTURE ICON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Swaggie 5 hunnit

I DON'T ALWAYS HEAR A GOOD TRAP SONG  BUT WHEN I DO, I LISTEN THE SHIT OUT OF IT TILL ITS RUINED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Loud music

I DON'T ALWAYS BLAST MY SUBS BUT WHEN I DO THERE'S DEFINITELY A GROUP OF CHICKS AROUND The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always ask for hunting spots

I DONT ALWAYS ASK FOR HUNTING SPOTS BUT WHEN I DO I ASK ON THE INTERNET The Most Interesting Man In The World

THE WET PANTS

I DONT ALWAYS COMMENT YOUR PHOTOS BUT WHEN I DO YOU WET YOUR PANTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

CHURCH FOLK

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A COOL FACEBOOK STATUS  BUT WHEN I DO, A  OLDER CHURCH MEMBER RUINS IT WITH A LAME COMMENT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat Barbeque, but when I do, I prefer Chef Donna

 STAY SPICY, MY FRIENDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World