The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy my husband peppermint bark for his birthday...

 BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT ABOUT HALF OF IT AFTER I GIVE IT TO HIM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Redstone 1

I DON'T ALWAYS SELL BOTTLES OF WINE... BUT WHEN I DO, I'M IN STATION 3 OR 14 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Got you good, focker!

I DONT ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP AT A PARTY BUT WHEN I DO, I'M JOSEPH FORD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Got you good, focker!

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP AT A PARTY BUT WHEN I DO. I'M JOSEPH FORD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Shower peeing

I DON'T ALWAYS PEE IN THE SHOWER.  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S GLORIOUS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Meme Queen

I DON'T ALWAYS ARGUE WITH IDIOTS BUT WHEN I DO  IT'S ABBY BOOGGERNUGGET  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Banquet Meme

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN AWARDS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR LARGEST BUSINESS GROWTH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Spear fishing

I DON'T ALWAYS GO FISHING BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER TO STAB THE FISH WITH A MOTHERFUCKING SPEAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cheat Day!

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE CUPBOARDS  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CHEAT DAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cheat Day!

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE CUPBOARDS  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CHEAT DAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World