The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cheat Day!

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THE CUPBOARDS  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CHEAT DAY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

No one believes me.

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE MEMES FOR FUN, BUT WHEN I DO, NO ONE THINKS I WROTE THEM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wolverine Fences

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY FENCING SKILLS IN A BAR FIGHT BUT WHEN I DO, I USE EPEE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beer money

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK! WORK! WORK! DAY AFTER DAY... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A 50 HOUR WEEK FOR 40 HOURS PAY... The Most Interesting Man In The World

reality tv gf

I DON'T ALWAYS RECEIVE DEATH THREATS FROM MY GIRLFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FROM PROVING THAT HER FAVORITE REALITY TV SHOWS ARE STAGED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cold showers

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE COLD SHOWERS BUT WHEN I DO, THE WATER GOES DOWN THE DRAIN SCALDING HOT The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always shoot geese

 BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE SOMEONE ELSE HAS TO FINISH THEN OFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

cristina eres lo mejor

CRIS ERES LA MEJOR  CANTANTEDEL MUNDO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Allrounder Remodeling

I DON'T ALWAYS REMODEL MY HOME BUT WHEN I DO, I CALL ALLROUNDER REMODELING The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make pigs in a blanket

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE PIGS IN A BLANKET ITS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WHEN I'VE RUN OUT OF WHISKEY The Most Interesting Man In The World