The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always the most interesting man in the world

I'M NOT ALWAYS THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD BUT WHEN I AM, IT'S BECAUSE THERE'S ALCOHOL IN FRONT OF ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always post on such dumb topics

I DONT ALWAYS POST ON TOPICS AS DUMB AS THIS ONE BUT WHEN I DO, ITS TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE LIKE YOU The Most Interesting Man In The World

La dracu' Tudor!

NU INCERC INTOTDEAUNA SA FAC O POZA TEMEI,  DAR ATUNCI CAND O FAC, INCERC SA CUPRIND SI ALTE LUCRURI NEIMPORTANTE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Children's rights

I DON'T ALWAYS CIRCUMCISE SMALL BOYS. BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR MEDICAL EMERGENCIES ONLY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Maintainers be like

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR PPE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

sit around at home

I DONT ALWAYS SIT AROUND AT HOME CAUSE I WORK A LOT AND HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AND WHAT NOT SO I DONT REALLY HAVE MUCH OF AN OPPURTUNITY TO SIT AROUND AT HOME AND WHEN I DO JUST SIT AROUND AT HOME IT FEELS LIKE A TREMENDOUS WASTE OF TIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Blah bLAH

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE GRAMMY AWARDS BUT WHEN I DO, ITS BECAUSE KEITH URBAN IS SINGING HIS NEW SINGLE THAT MY BROTHER WROTE & PRODUCED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Football Fan

I DON'T LIKE TO WATCH FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO, I WATCH THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS....WHOO DATT!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Double Negative Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS NOT USE DOUBLE NEGATIVES BUT WHEN I DON'T, IT ISN'T NOT APPROPRIATE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always bleach my eggs

I DON'T ALWAYS BLEACH MY EGGS BUT WHEN I DO, I EXPOSE THEM TO MY FRIENDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World