The Most Interesting Man In The World

So much language

I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER MY SPANISH VOCABULARY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN THE FRENCH EXAM The Most Interesting Man In The World

CAVING MEMES!!

I DON'T ALWAYS BRING MY CAVING GEAR TO THE LAUNDROMAT BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I GET BANNED FROM THE PLACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Spoiler alert

I DON'T ALWAYS DISCUSS MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I SPOIL EVERYTHING BY JUMPING A SEASON AHEAD OF THE THREAD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget my work laptop at home,

BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON A DAY THAT SOMEONE NEEDS IT.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny Friday

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT TO EAT... BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO NOLA SOUTHERN GRILL.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny Friday

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I'M GLAD IT'S FRIDAY!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Facebook repeat

I DON'T ALWAYS GET ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO READ THE SAME 40 STORIES AGAIN AND AGAIN The Most Interesting Man In The World

When she says to put the seat down

I DONT ALWAYS PUT THE SEAT DOWN BUT WHEN I DO, I PISS ALL OVER IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

MaryKay

I DON'T ALWAYS HOST A MARY KAY PARTY BUT WHEN I DO, NO ONE RESPONDS ON MY EVENT PAGE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Double High Cerveza

SEE THIS FIST, MY FRIENDS? DEVELOPED FROM YEARS OF