The Most Interesting Man In The World

Texas drunk

I DON'T ALWAYS COME TO TEXAS... ... BUT WHEN I DO, I PARTY LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW! The Most Interesting Man In The World

They dont always call me kevin

THEY SONT ALWAYS CALL ME KEVIN, BUT WHEN THEY DO IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A STUD The Most Interesting Man In The World

for Craig only

I DON'T ALWAYS COMPLAIN ABOUT PBA CARDS... OH WAIT...YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

IDGAF ABOUT YOU

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY IDGAF BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BCUZ I MEAN IT!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

choose wisely

I NEVER USE TO WORK FROM HOME, BUT NOW THAT I DO.. IT'S WITH EVEVENTURE. CHOOSE WISELY MY FRIEND. The Most Interesting Man In The World

debi my girl

I DONT ALWAYS GO TO THE HOSPITOL... BUT WHEN I DO , I PUT 5 OFFICERS ON OVERTIME..... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Good choice

I DIDN'T USE TO WORK FROM HOME, BUT NOW THAT I DO.. IT'S WITH EVEVENTURE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Michigan sucks

I DON'T ALWAYS ENCOUNTER A MICHIGAN FAN. BUT WHEN I DO I PUKE IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Longwood ESPNU

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH BIG SOUTH HOOPS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S LONGWOOD-WINTHROP ON ESPNU The Most Interesting Man In The World

unfunny sneakerhead club memo 1

I DONT ALWAYS GO TO SNEAKERHEAD CLUB MEETINGS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE TMRW AT 7:45AM IN ROOM 2105 The Most Interesting Man In The World