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Drink True Toniqs

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Xa my friend

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I don't always miss my son, Adrian

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TMI. SMH

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patty cakes

I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE IN FANTASY, BUT WHEN I DO , PATRICK STILL OWES ME $30. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bowman Plumbing

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sarcastic elevator dude

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smoosh there it is

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Guv for Mayor

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I don't always

I DONT ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP TEXTING BUT WHEN I DO,  ITS WHEN MATT IS TRYING TO TEXT ME. The Most Interesting Man In The World