The Most Interesting Man In The World

For amanda

I DON'T ALWAYS MESS WITH AMANDA, BUT WHEN I DO I AM FUCKING LEAVING THE COUNTRY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dirty Sanchez

I DON'T ALWAYS GROW FACIAL HAIR BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A DIRTY SANCHEZ. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny Football Pic

I DON'T ALWAYS LOL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AFTER I'VE WATCHED THE BRONCOS BEAT THE PATRIOTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS BUY REAL ESTATE... BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS CALL MICHAEL OSBORNE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Patriots Suck

I DON'T ALWAYS LOL  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AFTER WE'VE BEAT THE PATRIOTS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Welder problems

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN OUT OF WIRE OR GAS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE A DEADLINE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pentakill Stealer

I DONT ALWAYS STEAL PENTAKILLS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY BELONG TO CHRIS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dos Equis'd up

I DON'T ALWAYS FORGET KEVAN'S BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'M DOS EQUIS'D UP! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Essay Problems

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE ESSAYS BUT WHEN I DO, I WAIT UNTIL THE NIGHT BEFORE TO DO THEM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

If i don't remember...

I DON'T ALWAYS GET BLACK OUT DRUNK BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T REMEMBER. The Most Interesting Man In The World