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I don't always smoke blunts...

BUT WHEN I DO!! I ONLY SMOKE SWISHA SWEETS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX... BUT WHEN I DO I END UP HAVING KIDS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dos Equis

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Writer Troubles

I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE A BOOK SUMMARY BUT WHEN I DO, I'D RATHER BE STABBED WITH A MILLION HOT POKERS, WHILE WALKING ACROSS A BED OF LEGOS The Most Interesting Man In The World

STAY CLEAN MY FRIENDS

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP AT WALMART BUT WHEN I DO, I'M IN LINE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO HASN'T BATHED IN MONTHS The Most Interesting Man In The World

every single time I care

I ALWAYS REREAD MY POST 2-3 TIMES BE FOR I HIT SHARE BUT I DON'T NOTICE THE GRAMMAR MISTAKE UNTIL I READ IT AGAIN IN MY TIMELINE The Most Interesting Man In The World

STAY SAFE MY FRIENDS

I DON'T ALWAYS WALK AROUND ERIE BUT WHEN I DO, I CARRY A GUN The Most Interesting Man In The World

MIN & Chuck

I DON'T ALWAYS PARTICIPATE IN THE MARTIAL ARTS; BUT WHEN I DO I'M CAREFUL TO AVOID CHUCK NORRIS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Donate or you hate kids

I DON'T ALWAYS DONATE... BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S USUALLY TO WHATEVER BRIDGET WILSON SUPPORTS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Zillow accuracy and beer

I DON'T ALWAYS USE ZILLOW TO PRICE A CLIENT'S HOUSE, BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S USUALLY WITHIN 5% OF THE ACTUAL VALUE, 36% OF THE TIME.  BUT IT SHOULD BE WITHIN 10% OF THE VALUE 63.5% OF THE TIME.  BUT MOST LIKELY, LIKE 84% OF THE TIME, IT'S PRETTY GOOD AT BEING WITHIN 20% OF THE VALUE... The Most Interesting Man In The World