The Most Interesting Man In The World

Relationship mistakes

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES BUT WHEN I DO, I GO FUBAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

How to forget you friends

I DONT ALWAYS ASSUME ALL MY FRIENDS ARE THE OLDEST SIBLING BUT WHEN I DO I FORGET TO CONSIDER HALF OF THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tinder joke

I DONT ALWAYS GO ON TINDER... BUT WHEN I DO, MY ROOMMATE DEVISES SOME FUCKED UP PLAN TO MATCH ME UP WITH A FAKE GIRL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Insensitive yet sensitive

I DON'T ALWAYS CARE ABOUT EARTHQUAKES  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE PUERTO RICO. HOPE YOU ALL ARE SAFE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

facebook interjection

I DON'T OFTEN INTERJECT ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WHEN ADULTS ARE RUDE TO OTHER ADULTS FOR NO GOOD REASON The Most Interesting Man In The World

yal yololo

JUST SHUT UP    AND LET ME SEE UR MEMES The Most Interesting Man In The World

DJ MAGIC @ KEYSTONE GUN CLUB

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE GUN CLUB. BUT WHEN I DO I GO TO KEYSTONE TO DANCE TO DJ MAGIC. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ironic Man

I DON'T ALWAYS DO DOS EQUIS COMMERCIALS BUT WHEN I DO:

Absentminded Man

I DON'T ALWAYS MISPLACE THINGS BUT WHEN I DO I USUALLY FORGET WHERE I LEFT THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Halo Playing Man

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY HALO 3: ODST BUT WHEN I DO I USUALLY BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THE BUTT OF MY GUN The Most Interesting Man In The World