The Most Interesting Man In The World

Acid Trip

I DONT USUALLY TAKE A TRIP.... BUT WHEN I DO I PERFER THE ACID The Most Interesting Man In The World

Most Interesting Room Tuner

      I DON'T ALWAYS             PINK THE ROOM BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO CLEAR HIPSTERS OUT SO I CAN WORK The Most Interesting Man In The World

sukka nah

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I don't always run into bullies.

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN INTO BULLIES BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I CLEARLY DESCRIBE THEIR ASSHOLINESS.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

very seldom

I DONT ALLWAYS ORDER NEW FEET BUT WHEN I DO I GET THEM FROM ROB DYRDEK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Spill Dos Eq

I DON'T ALWAYS SPILL MY DRINK ON THE CARPET... BUT WHEN I DO, I CALL P&G CHEM-DRY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS REFINISH MY CABINETS

I DON'T ALWAYS REFINISH MY CABINETS BUT WHEN I DO, I CHOOSE NHANCE OF SAN RAMON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Salad mush

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY FRESH SALAD INGREDIENTS BUT WHEN I DO, I FORGET ABOUT THEM AT THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE UNTIL THEY TURN TO MUSH The Most Interesting Man In The World

DRUNKAOKE (sorry that title wasn't funny enough)

I DON'T ALWAYS SING KARAOKE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I'M DRUNK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay thirsty my friends

I DON'T ALWAYS GET INVITED TO PETE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO BE THERE! The Most Interesting Man In The World