The Most Interesting Man In The World

Double toasting

I DON'T ALWAYS PUT THE TOAST BACK DOWN FOR EXTRA BROWNING  BUT WHEN I DO, I IMMEDIATELY START DOING SOMETHING ELSE AND FORGET IT UNTIL ITS BURNT The Most Interesting Man In The World

born this way

I DONT ALLWAYS TAKE GRAVEL BUT WHEN I DO I DIRT TRACK IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay thirsty my friends!

I DON´T ALWAYS GET INVITED TO PETE´S BIRTHDAY PARTY BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO BE THERE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I didn't pick the best day in the world to catch up on a route at work.

I DONT ALWAYS CATCH UP ON WORK DURING A MONSOON... ...BUT WHEN I DO, THE RAIN QUITS WHEN I QUIT  -.- The Most Interesting Man In The World

Red ranger

I DONT ALWAYS TRY TO FIGHT BUT WHEN I DO  I DO IT FOR THE RED RANGER.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck a flat bill

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR HATS BUT WHEN I DO IT SURE AS FUCK ISN'T A FLAT BILL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Floor Meeting

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO FLOOR MEETING...  BUT WHEN I DO I GO BECAUSE IT MANDATORY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The least interesting man in the world

I'M NOT NORMALLY ONE TO TELL A JOKE BUT WHEN I DO, EVEN THE CRICKETS ARE TOO BORED TO CHIRP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Интернет загрузки

Я РЕДКО СДАЮСЬ, КОГДА ИНТЕРНЕТ-СТРАНИЦА МЕДЛЕННО ЗАГРУЖАЕТСЯ НО КОГДА Я СДАЮСЬ, И НАЖИМАЮ НА КНОПКУ ВОЗВРАТА, ТО СТРАНИЦА ЗАГРУЖАЕТСЯ В МИЛЛИСЕКУНДЕ ДО ЭТОГО The Most Interesting Man In The World

His Other Vice

I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE WEED BUT WHEN I DO, I GO TO COLORADO! The Most Interesting Man In The World