The Most Interesting Man In The World

A classic on the rocks!

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DOS EQUIS SOMETIMES I DRINK A WHISKEY DRINK, THEN A VODKA DRINK, THEN A CIDER DRINK, AND THEN A LAGER DRINK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Go Around

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL THE PILOT'S GO-AROUND FOR SAFETY OF FLIGHT... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN A SIM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

LORD MOGY IS AWESOME!!!

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE COMPLEMENTS BUT LORD MOGY IS MORE AWESOME THAN EVEN ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Texting lost numbers

I DON'T ALWAYS LOOSE NUMBERS BUT WHEN I DO, THEY TEXT ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

she's pregnant

I DON'T ALWAYS IMPREGNATE MY WIFE BUT WHEN I DO, SHE'S ON BIRTH CONTROL WITH 99.8% EFFICACY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Twitter's jail

TWITTER JAIL?  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

hugo b

I DONT ALWAYS CONGRATULATE PEOPLE ON THEIR BIRTHDAYS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT A DAY BEFORE, AS PROOF I DON'T RELY ON FACEBOOK REMINDERS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

breaking bad.

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH BREAKING BAD BUT WHEN I DO, I FINISH A SEASON IN A DAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Really DAVE SMITH?

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY? STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Another Birthday?

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO WISH PEOPLE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO DAVE SMITH The Most Interesting Man In The World