The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shave my legs...but when I do I want them as smooth as Ralphs.

STAY MANSCAPED MY FRIENDS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The most interesting tennis fan in the world

WE DON'T ALWAYS GO ON WK LONG BENDERS DURING AUS OPEN RELAAAX... OF COURSE WE'RE GETTING SHITCARTED! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Daddy Fossil Bday

NOT MANY OTHERS ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO HAVE YOU FOR A DAD... BUT WHEN THEY ARE, ITS SCOTT AND JACKIE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bobby pins

I DON'T ALWAYS USE BOBBY PINS BUT WHEN I DO, I'LL BE FINDING THEM IN MY HAIR FOR THE NEXT MONTH The Most Interesting Man In The World

it's my nigga birthday

I DON'T PARTY MUCH  BUT WHEN I DO I TURN DA FUCK UP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sometimes I'm an allen key.

I DON'T ALWAYS CHANGE BUT WHEN I DO, I'M AN ALLEN KEY The Most Interesting Man In The World

You mean hairdrier?

I DON'T ALWAYS BOOT IT BUT WHEN I DO MY DUMP VALVE SOUNDS LIKE AN ASTHMATIC OLD MAN AND MY TURBO WAS BAUGHT FROM BOOTS NEXT TO THE STRAIGHTENERS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Gods word

I DON'T ALWAYS QUOTE THE WORD OF GOD BUT WHEN I DO IT'S SHARPER THAN A DOUBLE EDGE SWORD AND NEVER RETURNS VOID The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bible

I DON'T ALLWAYS QUOTE THE WORD OF GOD BUT WHEN I DO IT IS SHARPER THAN A DOUBLE EDGE SWORD AND CUTS THE HARDEST OF HEARTS AND NEVER RETURNS VOID The Most Interesting Man In The World

my god

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