The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hallo-wut lol

I DON'T ALWAYS HOST A HALLOWEEN PARTY OH, WAIT-- YES I DO. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Reformation Dos Equis

I DON'T ALWAYS GET EXCITED ABOUT REFORMATION DAY ACTUALLY, YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pumpkin Carving

I DON'T CARVE A PUMPKIN FOR HALLOWEEN I JUST SPEND TWO HOURS CLEANING UP THE MESS AND ROASTING THE PUMPKIN SEEDS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pumpkin Carving

I DON'T CARVE A PUMPKIN FOR HALLOWEEN I JUST SPEND TWO HOURS CLEANING UP THE MESS AND ROASTING THE PUMPKIN SEEDS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pumpkin Carving

I DON'T CARVE MY OWN PUMPKIN FOR HALLOWEEN BUT I STILL SPEND TWO HOURS CLEANING UP AND ROASTING THE PUMPKIN SEEDS AFTERWARDS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Y luego nadie va! jajajajaaja!

YO NO VOY A LAS REUNIONES PERO CUANDO LO HAGO, LO HAGO CON MIS CAMARADAS DE LA ETI! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont get to play the Dinosaur BBq all that much

 BUT WHEN I DID,WE NEVER TOOK A BREAK !!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always play cards

I DONT ALWAYS PLAY CARDS BUT WHEN I DO I DONT PLAY THEM RIGHT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not too bright.

I TRIED TO CATCH A BUS.  BUT IT RAN MUCH TOO FAST.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

jerking your sister around

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HUNG UP ON WHEN CALLING FAMILY BUT, WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M A TELEMARKETER The Most Interesting Man In The World