The Most Interesting Man In The World

Locking the Door

I DON'T ALWAYS LOCK MY DOORS BUT WHEN I DO, I LOSE MY KEYS AND HAVE TO CLIMB IN THE WINDOW The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pierre Glue

I DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND PIERRE CABRAL BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I'VE SNIFFED ENOUGH GLUE TO KILL A FUCKING ELEPHANT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hot mess

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND AT THE BAR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE OF A WILDEBEEST ATTACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hot mess

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND AT THE BAR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE WE ARE ALL TOO DRUNK TO FIND EACH OTHER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drew Quarles

I DON'T ALWAYS POST CRAP ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, I TAG MY WIFE EVERY SINGLE TIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drew Quarles :)

I DON'T ALWAYS POST CRAP ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, I TAG MY WIFE EVERY SINGLE TIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drew Quarles :)

I DON'T ALWAYS POST CRAP ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO, I TAG MY WIFE EVERY SINGLE TIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Detective Stabler rules

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH LAW & ORDER: SVU BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN A MARATHON AND IT BETTER BE THE ONES WITH ELLIOT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Paul at Alarm Depot

I DON'T ALWAYS EQUIP MY MANSIONS WITH SECURITY SYSTEMS BUT WHEN I DO, I CALL PAUL AT ALARM DEPOT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Brag much?

I DON'T ALWAYS BRAG BUT WHEN I DO, I DO IT ON FACEBOOK The Most Interesting Man In The World