The Most Interesting Man In The World

January football

I DON'T ALWAYS CRY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S PLAYOFF TIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

D minor

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE HER THE D BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S PENTATONIC MINOR AT 200BPS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Caulk S#*t

I DON'T ALWAYS CAULK STUFF BUT WHEN I DO ITS THE WHOLE HOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mad at people

I USUALLY DON'T GET MAD AT PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO IT LAST FOR A WHILE The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWAYS FEEL CLEVER

I DONT ALWAYS FEEL CLEVER BUT WHEN I DO, IM TALKING TO STUPID OTHER FUCKERS ON FACEBOOK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Nem sempre...

NEM SEMPRE VOU A UM JOGO DA TROPA MACACA MAS QUANDO VOU, CHOVE A POTES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Schools starting

I DONT ALWAYS CRY  BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE SCHOOL'S ABOUT TO START The Most Interesting Man In The World

I like taking baths

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN THE TUB BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER TO BITE THE BUBBLES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Benny Johnson

BENNY DOESN'T ALWAYS PLAY GUITAR BUT WHEN HE DOES MY OVARIES EXPLODE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FROM BETWEEN SOME CHICKS TITS. The Most Interesting Man In The World