The Most Interesting Man In The World

The battle is on

I DONT ALWAYS KEEP SECRETS FROM MY GIRLFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE I LET THE DOG HUMP HER PILLOW  The Most Interesting Man In The World

For Sean Byron

I DONT ALWAYS LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE FINDS THEM FUNNY The Most Interesting Man In The World

311 sound

I DON'T ALWAYS JUMP UP AND DOWN BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO THE 311 SOUND. The Most Interesting Man In The World

i man not

I MAY NOT ALWAYS GO TO A 5K BUT WHEN I DO I GET BORED WITH CADENCES FAST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Road trip bathrooms

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM ON A ROAD TRIP BUT WHEN I DO MY MOM SHOCKINGLY DOESN'T HAVE TO.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sleep and texting

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP WHILE TEXTING BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WHILE I'M TALKING TO YOU.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always wash dishes

I DON'T ALWAYS WASH DISHES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT HOME NOT CAMP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Frack Man

PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS BASH FRACKING.... BUT WHEN THEY DO, IT'S USUALLY WHEN TYPING ON A PETROLEUM BASED KEYBOARD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink

I DON'T AWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO I AM AJERK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Democrat or Republican?

I DON'T ALWAYS AGREE WITH DEMOCRATS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE REPUBLICANS ARE SO MUCH WORSE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World