The Most Interesting Man In The World

drive thru shenanigans

I DON'T ALWAYS GO THROUGH THE WENDY'S DRIVE THRU... BUT WHEN I DO, I ORDER CHICKEN MCNUGGETS The Most Interesting Man In The World

dos equis

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DIET COKE BUT WHEN I DO I ADD A WHOLE BOTTLE OF GOLDSCHLAGER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Logging rocks

I DON'T ALWAYS GREASE MY LOADER, BUT WHEN I DO , IT'S BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE THE SQEALLING ANYMORE The Most Interesting Man In The World

No Quarter Indeed.

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN BUT WHEN I DO, SO DOES EVERYONE ON MAXWELL HILL ROAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

KEY CLUB

I DON'T ALWAYS JOIN CLUB   BUT WHEN I DO, I JOIN KEY CLUB The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat bacon...

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BACON... OH, WAIT.  YES I DO.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always help people

 I'M HAPPY TO HELP KAREN BAKER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Real Man's Tap Size

I DON'T ALWAYS HAND TAP BUT WHEN I DO ITS 5/16X24 The Most Interesting Man In The World

I quit

I DON'T ALWAYS WAVE MY FLAG BUT WHEN I DO, I'M WORKING FOR CMD The Most Interesting Man In The World

For Fred H.

I DON'T OFTEN WATCH GIRLS PLAY BASEBALL BUT WHEN I DO I TUNE IN A METS GAME! The Most Interesting Man In The World