The Most Interesting Man In The World

Prince charming

I DON'T ALWAYS DATE PRINCE CHARMING BUT WHEN I DO, HE'S AT LEAST 6FT.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

cold as fuk

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUTSIDE WHEN IT'S COLD  BUT WHEN I DO I RUN MY ASS BACK INSIDE CUZ IT'S TO FUKN COLD OUT THERE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Used Car

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT A USED CAR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ONE FROM JAMES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Summer Car

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR A NICE CAR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S A SMART CAR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Summer Car

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR A CAR BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S A GTR The Most Interesting Man In The World

cheesehead power

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S GREEN BAY. GO PACK MY FRIENDS... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Christmas Girfts

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY MY FATHER CHRISTMAS GIFTS... BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT HELPS CREATE A GAMBLING PROBLEM GET WOMAN AND IS POORLY WRAPPED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

World's Most Legendary Man!

I DON'T ALWAYS USE LEGENDARY MARKETING  BUT WHEN I DON'T I WASTE ALL MY MONEY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

New years resolution

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE GYM BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FOR THE FIRST FEW WEEKS OF JANUARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Swimmers Anonymous

I DON'T ALWAYS HIT MY ROLL OH WAIT, YES I DO! The Most Interesting Man In The World