The Most Interesting Man In The World

he speaks the truth

I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE CRACK BUT WHEN I DO I SMOKE GREEN CRACK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Father of the year.

I DON'T ALWAYS USE BIRTH CONTROL PILLS TO HELP ME SLEEP. BUT WHEN I DO, I SLIP THEM IN MY DAUGHTER'S ORANGE JUICE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use birth control pills to help me sleep

 BUT WHEN I DO, I SLIP THEM IN MY DAUGHTERS ORANGE JUICE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hail Damage

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE HAIL DAMAGE BUT WHEN I DO I CALL UNIVERSAL BUILDERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

dance silly my friends

I DON'T ALWAYS DANCE... BUT WHEN I DO, I DANCE SILLY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fantasy BS

I DONT ALWAYS LOSE FANTASY FOOTBALL, BUT WHEN I DO... THE OTHER TEAM SCORES AT LEAST 50 PTS. MORE THEN PROJECTED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Teresa, My Scorpio Sister

I TRY TO REMEMBER EVERYONE'S BIRTHDAY  BUT WHEN I DON'T,  I DO SOMETHING EXTRA TO MAKE UP FOR IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Doing a jig

I DON'T ALWAYS JUMP UP AND DO A JIG BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE MY WIFE GOT GAS AT KROGER FOR $1.18! The Most Interesting Man In The World

RU kidding me !

HILLARY DIDN'T KNOW SHE HAD 2 CELL PHONES, LOST 2 MONTHS OF E MAILS DURING BENGHAZI AND $6 BILLION.. AND WANTS TO HANDLE THE

NOT FUNNY ENUFF

I DON'T ALWAYS AWARD CREDIT ON FAITH BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR MARI ESCOBAR The Most Interesting Man In The World