The Most Interesting Man In The World

Summer Edit

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT JAMES TO EDIT SOMETHING BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S NOT MY NAME.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Salvation Army

I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP AT SALVATION ARMY, BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE PLAYING

No shit?

I DON'T ALWAYS TURN A YEAR OLDER BUT WHEN  DO, IT'S USUALLY MY BIRTHDAY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Only For The Hep

I SELDOM GO OUT NEW YEAR'S EVE UNLESS IT'S THE SHELTON'S PARTY! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Itchy butt

MY CHILD DOESN'T ALWAYS COMPLAIN OF AN ITCHY BUTT AT MIDNIGHT BUT WHEN SHE DOES IT'S THE NIGHT AFTER A PINWORM CASE AT WORK The Most Interesting Man In The World

DON'T ALWAYS DANCE

I DON'T ALWAYS DANCE... ...WAIT, YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Folding my poker hand

I DONT ALWAYS FOLD IN POKER BUT WHEN I DO I WOULD HAVE WON THE HAND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Corgie Lover

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT DOGS... ...BUT WHEN I DO...  IT'S CORGI TIME! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Adam part duex

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL MY HUSBAND BUT WHEN I DO I GET TO LEAVE F******* AWESOME VOICEMAILS The Most Interesting Man In The World

GFE PUSHING DOWN STAIRS

I DON'T ALWAYS PUSH PEOPLE DOWN THE STAIRS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S MY GFE The Most Interesting Man In The World