The Most Interesting Man In The World

Miracle at Lambeau

I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE FUMBLES... BUT WHEN I DO, I CREATE TOUCHDOWNS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

One does not simply...

MARTYNAS DOES NOT SIMPLY MAKE A NEW YEAR COSTUME BUT WHEN HE DOES, IT LOOKS AWESOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

To my favorite brother!

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't know you!

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FRIEND REQUESTS BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK A MUTUAL FRIEND ABOUT THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Thanks Jay!

I SELDOM WANT QUARTERBACKS TO THROW INTERCEPTIONS. BUT WHEN I DO IT IS FOR JAY CUTLER TO THROW THEM TO THE GREEN BAY PACKERS. THANKS FOR THE DIVISION TITLE. STAY WELL, PRINCESS:) The Most Interesting Man In The World

Single Domination

I DON'T PLAY FOOTBALL WHEN I DO, IT'S ON MY PROFILE PICTURE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

UVA BITCHEES

I DONT ALWAYS PASS MY EXAMS BUT WHEN I DO, I DONT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Be a good neighbor

I SOMETIMES SHOOT FIREWORKS ON NEW YEARS EVE. BUT WHEN I DO, ITS NOT IN MY OWN NEIGHBORHOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Very good!

BRAVO VERY GOOD COMPARISON! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't...

I DON'T TRUST EVERYONE SO IF I DO, DON'T FUCK THINGS UP! The Most Interesting Man In The World