The Most Interesting Man In The World

Be a good neighbor

I SOMETIMES LIKE TO SHOOT FIREWORKS ON NEW YEARS EVE. BUT WHEN I DO, ITS NOT IN MY OWN NEIGHBORHOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always....

I DON'T LIKE EVERYONE SO IF I LIKE YOU, DON'T MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Be a good neighbor

I ENJOY FIREWORKS ON NEW YEARS EVE. BUT NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Be a good neighbor

I ENJOY FIREWORKS ON NEW YEARS EVE BUT NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Marineland Abuse

I DON'T ALWAYS VISIT MARINELAND BUT WHEN I DO IT IS TO PETITION AGAINST THE HORRIFIC CRUELTY TO MARINE ANIMALS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Employee of the month.

I DONT ALWAYS TELL CUSTOMERS TO FUCK OFF BUT WHEN I DO, BELIEVE THOSE BITCHES DESERVED IT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Help me help me!

I DON'T OFTEN GO TO THE DOCTOR.. BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE O'NEIL IS NOT THERE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO ASPEN.. BUT WHEN I DO, MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE SHIT.. The Most Interesting Man In The World

romantic farts

I'M NOT ALWAYS ROMANTIC BUT WHEN I AM... NAA, IT'S FARTS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cowboys fans suck

I DON'T ALWAYS MISS THE PLAYOFFS, OH WAIT, NEVER MIND. I PLAY FOR THE COWBOYS! The Most Interesting Man In The World