The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sting like a gimp

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO THROTTLE,  BUT WHEN I DO, I FLOAT LIKE A PIMP AND STING LIKE A GIMP.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

you want to look

I DONT ALWAYS GO COMMANDO BUT, WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE TO DO LOTS OF CARDIO IN THE GYM. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday, Loser

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY CAUSE THEY HAVE BIG MUSCLES AND I CALL THEM DADDY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dumbass Cyberbully

I DON'T ALWAYS CYBERBULLY BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I'M ON ANOTHER CONTINENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Cyberbullying

I DON'T ALWAYS CYBERBULLY BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I'M 10000 MILES AWAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

What gives FB?!

I DON`T ALWAYS GO ON FB BUT WHEN I DO IT`S BECAUSE I`M WAITING FOR MORE 9GAG UPLOADS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck bitches, FUCK ELLIE

I DON'T ALWAYS GET BITCHES. BUT WHEN I DO, I SAY

Metal is the best

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO METAL BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT'S CANNIBAL CORPSES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bea scrap car

I DONT ALWAYS SCRAP MY CAR. BUT WHEN I DO...         I CALL JEREMY           330-240-5880 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Furniture Painting Passionista

I DON'T ALWAYS REVEAL WHAT COLOR PAINTS I USES... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN A BLOG POST... The Most Interesting Man In The World