The Most Interesting Man In The World

Giving a shit

I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE A SHIT, BUT WHEN I DO I TAKE IT TO TOILET The Most Interesting Man In The World

So It's your Birthday, That's Cute

WHEN IT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE PLANETS ARE PERFECTLY ALIGNED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Antisocial Interesting Man

I'M NOT ALWAYS FILLED WITH HATRED. BUT WHEN I AM, IT'S BECAUSE I CAME INTO CONTACT WITH ANOTHER PERSON. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Notre Dame

I DONT ALWAYS GO TO JOYCE'S AT 11AM BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S TO WATCH NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL The Most Interesting Man In The World

A-shifters

I DON'T ALWAYS COME TO WORK BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT 6:59 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ball so hard..

I DON'T ALWAYS BALL SO HARD BUT WHEN I DO MOTHERS WANNA FIGHT ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always steal your bitch but when i do

I DONT ALWAYS STEAL YOUR BITCH BUT WHEN I DO MY NAME IS ENIDA The Most Interesting Man In The World

INTERESTING INDEED

I DONT ALWAYS POST A PICTURE AS A COMMENT BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS HILARIOUS The Most Interesting Man In The World

the gym

I DON'T ALWAYS WORK OUT HARD IN THE GYM. BUT WHEN I DO I POST MY INCLINE AND DECLINE MAX BENCH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mount Rushmore

I DON'T ALWAYS ADD PEOPLE TO MOUNT RUSHMORE. BUT I WILL, AND IT WILL BE NO MORE THAN BILLY GRAHAM, GROVER NORQUIST, SARAH PALIN, TODD AKIN, TED CRUZ & THE KOCH BROTHERS. AND RONALD REAGAN WILL LOOK ABOVE THEM AS THE SUCCESSOR TO THE SUN. The Most Interesting Man In The World