The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stupid Question

GOOD! NOW DONT YOU EVER ASK ME THAT QUESTION EVER AGAIN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

toilet time

I MAY NOT ALWAYS WIPE  ,BUT I ALWAYS SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Tim Is back

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HAMMERED BUT WHEN I DO, IT MEANS TIM IS BACK  IN TOWN. The Most Interesting Man In The World

don't care what they say

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK THE INTERNET IF I SHOULD SHAVE MY BEARD BUT WHEN I DO, I USUALLY DON'T LISTEN TO THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World

dick and fart politics

I DON'T ALWAYS DISAPPOINT NEW FANS OF MEIN PAGE... ...BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS DUE TO AN OVERABUNDANCE OF DICK AND FART JOKES RATHER THAN INTELLIGENT POLITICAL DISCUSSION. The Most Interesting Man In The World

karleys

I DON'T ALWAYS SHAVE MY FACE BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE HAIR CLIPPERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

can always hope

I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT PEOPLE'S PROFILES BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE SHE'S CUTE AND I WANT TO SEE IF SHE HAS A GONEWILD POST. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Awesome boyfriend

I DON'T ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND'S AWESOME The Most Interesting Man In The World

Memes suck

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MY STATUSES INTO MEMES BUT WHEN I DO, PEOPLE ACTUALLY READ THAT SHIT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Complaining MAN

I DON'T ALWAYS POST MY COMPLAINTS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO SOMEONE ALWAYS TRIES TO ONE UP ME. The Most Interesting Man In The World