The Most Interesting Man In The World

jAKES gAPES

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE GRAPES... ...BUT WHEN I DO, I LIKE TO JAM THEM UP JAKES ARES... The Most Interesting Man In The World

Raiders crap talk

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE RAIDERS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S SO I CAN GET DISGRACEFUL FOOTBALL MATERIAL TO THROW AT DUSTIN ROSS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Republican Budget Cuts

I DON'T ALWAYS CUT THE BUDGET BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR EDUCATION, INFRASTRUCTURE AND SENIORS The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always

I DONT ALWAYS CHEAT ON YOU,BUT WHEN I DO... ITS BECAUSE YOU PUT ME ON THE FRIEND ZONE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Interesting Man Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I CAN'T SAY IT IN PERSON THAT YEAR.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

BITCH Ginger

I DON'T ALWAYS GET IN A FIGHT. BUT WHEN I DO I BREAK MY HAND BY THROWING 5 PUNCHES. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Double standard

PHIL ROBERSTON 'AKINS'  HOMOSEXUALS TO BEASUALTY&SLEEPING AROUND ONLY THE HOMOSEXUALS ARE OFFENDED. The Most Interesting Man In The World

ME breeding dawg

I DON'T ALWAYS BREED BUT WHEN I DO.. DOFUS AS TO CREATE THE ''ATELIER ANIMAUX'' The Most Interesting Man In The World

Panthers Win

I DON'T ALWAYS GLOAT AFTER MY TEAM WINS AN IMPORTANT GAME,  BUT TODAY I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION... SUCK IT NEW ORLEANS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

For John

I DO NOT EXERCISE OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO I CROSSFIT The Most Interesting Man In The World