The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always trade shifts at Plato's

BUT WHEN I DO  I MAKE SURE I'M OPENING  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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The life of Alfred

I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND LET ME. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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shit for breakfast

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I DON'T ALWAYS NEED YOU TO THROW YOUR TRASH IN THIS DUMPSTER BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER IT TO BE BAGGED!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

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Beer and Chips

I DON'T ALWAYS VISIT MY SISTER IN-LAW, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ONLY FOR CHIPS AND BEER The Most Interesting Man In The World

pee wee

I DONT ALWAYS GET TO LEAVE EARLY BUT WHEN I DO, ITS WHEN WE ANNOY MARCIE WITH PEE WEE VOICES The Most Interesting Man In The World