The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sarcasm hurts, if not used properly!

THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU THINK YOUR SARCASM IS SO ADVANCED  PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK YOU ARE STUPID! The Most Interesting Man In The World

my brother isn't.....

MY BROTHER CHRIS MARTIN ISN'T ALWAYS A FAGGOT BUT WHEN HE IS HE'S FUCKING MAJESTIC. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE BATHROOM IN PUBLIC PLACES BUT WHEN I DO IT SOUNDS LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY IS COMING OUT OF MY BUM HOLE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Birth cert

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MY OWN BIRTH CERT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN COLUMBUS COUNTY COURT HOUSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Statists Gonna State

I DON'T ALWAYS ARGUE WITH STATISTS BUT WHEN I DO, I USE SMALL WORDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T OFTEN...

I DON'T OFTEN GIVE COMPLIMENTS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR THE WORLD'S BEST SUPERVISOR! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Neo matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BOTH PILLS WERE PLACEBOS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Out of School Susspension

I DONT ALWAYS GET KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO ITS BULLSHIT WURSTER COMES UP WITH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fall of nothing

I DON'T ALWAYS FALL DOWN... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON THE ONLY DROP OF WATER ON THE FLOOR. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DONT ALWAYS GET A NEW PHONE... BUT WHEN I DO I CAN GET ONE EVERY YEAR ON THE AT&T NEXT PLAN! The Most Interesting Man In The World