The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy birthday!

I DONT ALWAYS WISH SOMEONE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drinking isn't safe

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN I DO I GET SO DRUNK I BREAK THE BOTTLE OVER SOMEONES HEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER, BUT WHEN I DO I GET MAD AND BREAK THE BOTTLE OVER SOMEONES HEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

when i play 8 on on a hand

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always Drink Beer... Oh, Wait.

     I DON'T ALWAYS       DRINK BEER...     OH, WAIT. YES, I DO. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT ALWAYS

I DONT ALWAYS GIVE ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE THEY'RE STUPIDLY POINTLESS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always

I DONT ALWAYS GIVE ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS VERY INCONVENIENT The Most Interesting Man In The World

phantom phone

I DON'T ALWAYS FEEL MY PHONE VIBRATE IN MY POCKET,  BUT WHEN I DO, IT WASN'T EVEN IN THERE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment on my friends' statuses

I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT ON YOUR STATUS BUT WHEN I DO, EVERYONE IS TOO CREEPED OUT TO RESPOND AFTERWARDS The Most Interesting Man In The World

not interested man

I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY FOR FINALS BUT WHEN I DO... I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World