The Most Interesting Man In The World

Whats up Girrrl

I DONT ALWAYS COUNT DOWN THE DAYS  BUT WHEN I DO , SHEENA WILL BE HOME IN 13 DAYS  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE THE UNITED STATES BUT WHEN I DO, I LET SOMEONE ELSE BE PRESIDENT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bad jokes

I DON'T ALWAYS TELL BAD JOKES BUT WHEN I DO, I HAVE ENOUGH MATERIAL TO LAST INTO 2016 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay pookied my friends!!!

WHEN I GET POOKIED I USUALLY GET POOKIED THE FUCK OUT LIKE

Rhonda's birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS WITH RHONDA BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN CAYO LARGO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rags To Riches

I THINK IM RICH FROM LOOTPALACE.COM The Most Interesting Man In The World

ball coffee

I DONT ALWAYS SPILL COFFEE BUT WHEN I DO ITS ON MY BALLS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hybrids Are For FAGS!

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A NEW CAR, BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I BUY A HYBRID 'CAUSE I'M A REAL CUNT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Football Rivalries

I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL  BUT MSU, WOW, JUST WOW!!! The Most Interesting Man In The World

shit balls

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO I'M BREATHING  The Most Interesting Man In The World