The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always celebrate the holiday's but when I do I drink myself stupid and blow shit up!

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My word on Tinder

I DON'T USUALLY SWEEP LEFT BUT WHEN I DO, I REGRET IT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

eat it

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SCHOOLED BY AN OLD MAN BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I FUCK WITH HIS NEPHEW The Most Interesting Man In The World

Greasy rolls

I DON'T ALWAYS JUDGE OTHER MEN BUT WHEN I DO I BASE IT SOLEY ON HIS 2

I don't always get naked

I DON'T ALWAYS GET NAKED BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ALWAYS THURSDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Sipe sucks

HE DOESN'T ALWAYS BENCH HIS BEST RB BUT WHEN HE DOES HE STARTS A BACK UP WITH NEGATIVE POINTS INSTEAD The Most Interesting Man In The World

Solid gold

I DON'T ALWAYS GET HAND JOBS AT THE RIPPERS BUT WHEN I DO I CHOOSE THE MAV The Most Interesting Man In The World

ALL CAPS

I DON'T ALWAYS USE ALL CAPS BUT WHEN I DO, IT

Most Interesting D

I DON'T ALWAYS WHIP OUT THE D ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO LJ ALYSSA IS ALL OVER IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

VAMOS LÁ CONTE-ME A VERDADE

VAMOS LÁ CONTE-ME A VERDADE The Most Interesting Man In The World