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all the time, every time

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON SKYPE BUT WHEN I DO, I STARE AT MYSELF FOR THE WHOLE CALL The Most Interesting Man In The World

OVER 9000 SHINIES!!!

I DON'T ALWAYS ENCOUNTER SHINES... BUT WHEN I DO, I CATCH OVER 9000 The Most Interesting Man In The World

DOUCHE BAGS

I DON'T ALWAYS UPDATE MY STATUS BUT WHEN I DO I ONLY SPEAK IN COUNTRY MUSIC LYRICS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't always update my Facebook status

BUT WHEN I DO I ONLY SPEAK IN COUNTRY  MUSIC LYRICS The Most Interesting Man In The World

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DICTION?? IS INSIDE ME The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS GET A PRESENT  BUT WHEN I DO, MY SISTER'S A DICK ABOUT IT The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS GET ENRICHMENT BUT WHEN I DO... I DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND PLAY ON MY PHONE  The Most Interesting Man In The World